Well, I’ve been back home since Friday and since I’ve managed to spend the whole weekend doing, err, hmm, well, nothing actually. That’s right, nothing. Absolutely nothing. Obviously, when I say nothing, I don’t mean totally nothing. I had to eat, sleep, breathe and do all the other little things that are vital for the [...]

Let me reassure you that, despite the title, I’m not about to launch into a discussion about your MP’s early morning toilet habits. Mind you, the alleged bathroom activities of at least one Tory party member seems to have made it to a Sunday tabloid. I’ve never been very interested in politics. Don’t get me [...]